A Friend is...

Anyone can stand by you when you are right,
But a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong.

A simple friend indentifies himself when he calls,
A real friend doesn't have to.

A simple friend opens a conversation,
With a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says,"What's new with you?"

A simple Friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent,
A real friend says:
"You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years.
Get off your duff and do something about it."

A simple friend has never seen you cry,
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names,
A real friend has their hone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party,
A real friend comes early to help you cook,
And stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you sall after he has gone to bed,
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend wonders anout your romantic history,
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems,
A sreal friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest,
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over,
When you have an argument.
A real sriend knows that it's not a friendship until after
You're had a fight.

A simple friend expects you always be there for them,
A real friend expects to always be there for you!!!

Forever Friend